I bought a Smart Watch ;

I bought a Smart Watch ;
Really Smart was the seller, the watch, everyone except me.

Who would be put off by a 70% off deal ? Certainly Not me, a confirmed ‘onlineshoppingoholic’.

I have never worn a watch because I never ‘ran out of time’.
But when my health check up respite indicated that ‘time might run out of me’, I decided to watch! I mean a ‘Smart Watch’.

It showed the steps I took, just that I realised it was reading not from my legs, but the hands the watch was on ; Smart.
I sat in my sofa and was flipping paper and doing some hand stretching and there you are - it said congratulations you did 500 steps today !

My pulse was normal, close to that of the cool dudes, the fisher-folks and Usain Bolt.
I was bolted to shock but smiled within.

My saturation was 99%? I guess if it reads 100%, it means either me or the watch is dead.

The best of all was my BP.
The professional expensive kit had no mercy on me. Read 200/100 while my ‘Smart Boat’ said trust me You’re a Cool Dude, Just a shade above Ideal, at 121/81.
Felt good, even as I doubted if the readings were also 70% discounted.

I believe that everything should be where they truly belong.
I have decided to gift my ‘Smart Boat’ to a truly fit relative of mine so that none can blame my dear Smart Watch, because it believes that all are fit in this world and that’s why they are here.
Smart Watch, isn’t it ?